12 oz bag of your favorite Rootless Coffee AND A Damn Fine Bottle Of Hot Sauce!
The best coffee gift for the caffeinated freaks in your life, especially if they like things spicy.
We've teamed up with our friends Soothsayer Hot Sauce to create the first ever ROOTLESS HOT SAUCE. Made with our best-selling A Damn Fine Cup Of Coffee, the aptly titled A Damn Fine Bottle Of Hot Sauce has a caffeinated kick on your favorite condiment. Take a hike, ketchup.
Hot Sauce Info:
Size: 5 fluid ounces.
Ingredients: red bell pepper, coffee infused vinegar, habanero pepper, onion, distilled white vinegar, garlic, morita pepper, apple cider vinegar, salt.
A Damn Fine Cup of Coffee - Brazil / Peru
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Roast: Light/Medium
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Taste: Sweet, Nutty, Cocoa, Brown Sugar, Molasses, and Hazelnut
Out of your Element - Costa Rica
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Roast: Medium
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Taste: Sweet and balanced with a creamy body, notes of milk chocolate and citrus
DARK - Nicaragua / Brazil
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Roast: Dark
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Taste: Cocoa, Roasted Almond, Nuts, and Granola
No X in Espresso - Brazil
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Roast Medium
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Taste: Dark Chocolate, Honey, Dried Fruit, Almond
Berry Kiss: Ethiopia
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Roast: Light
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Taste: Strawberry, Vanilla, Orange Blossom, Cane Sugar
decaf. Colombia
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Roast: Medium
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Taste: Chocolate, Dried Fruit, Graham Cracker
What Grind Setting Should I Choose?
We’re all about the fresh-grind-before-you-brew life, but hey, if you’re grinder-less, here’s a guide to help you order without one.
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Drip Coffee - Medium Grind:
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Best for: Drip Coffee Makers, Pour Overs (V60, Kalita Wave)
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Pour Over - Medium Coarse:
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Best for: Chemex, Clever Dripper, Reusable Coffee Pods
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French Press - Coarse:
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Best for: French Press, Cold Brew, Percolators
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What Do The Tasting Notes Mean?
They’re the natural occurring flavors in coffee—like chocolate, fruit, or spices—that come from where it’s grown, how it’s roasted, and how you brew it.
No, we aren't adding these flavors in; they just show up on their own. Think of tasting notes as your coffee’s personality profile: they’re here to help you find what you like, whether it’s bright and citrusy or rich and nutty.
How Much Coffee Should I Order?
First take an honest assessment of how much coffee you ACTUALLY drink every day. Here’s the breakdown: Using a standard brewing ratio, you get about 32 - 8oz cups of brewed coffee for every 1 pound of roasted coffee.
1 Cup = 8 oz brewed coffee
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1 cup per day - 1 lb per month
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2 cups per day - 2 lbs per month
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3 cups per day - 3 lbs per month
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4 cups per day - 4lbs per month
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5 cups per day (get help) - 5lbs per month
FAQ
HEY BOZOS, WHEN DO YOU SHIP MY ORDER?
We ship the same day, Monday through Friday, if you order before 10 AM EST. That means your coffee fix is just a click away—easy peasy. Don't worry, if you miss the same day cutoff, we'll ship it the next business day. Lightning Fast Shipping Baby!
HOW OFTEN DO YOU ROAST?
You sneaky devil - what you really want to know is how long ago we roasted the coffee you bought. We roast to order in small batches 3-4 days per week. The coffee delivered to your door will have been roasted a few days ago and entering peak freshness when you pop open that beautiful Rootless box.
HOW LONG IS COFFEE FRESH?
For optimal freshness, we recommend using your coffee within 4-ish weeks after the roast date (sticker on the bottom of your bag). After that, it’s still good, but it will start to lose it’s complexity and the tasting notes won’t be as pronounced. So, treat it like your favorite show—watch it while it's hot!
WHAT IS CRAFT COFFEE?
Craft coffee is part of a new wave of coffee roasting and serving that’s all about quality. We expertly roast specialty-grade, ethically sourced green coffee that’ll ruin your palate for bad coffee. It's basically like a flavor explosion in your mouth. Seriously, it's really good.
IS YOUR COFFEE CERTIFIED ORGANIC?
Not all of it is "certified" organic. Many small farmers use organic farming practices but simply can't afford to go through the cumbersome certification process. All of our coffee is 100% ethically sourced, specialty grade, and we work with some of the best importers in the game.
If you have any further questions about organic coffee, mycotoxins, or mold, feel free to reach out for a detailed rundown (i.e - a rant from Sean). info@rootlesscoffee.com
I HAVE ALLERGIES!
You're good! We don't process any products with nuts in our facility. Many coffees have nutty tasting notes in their flavor profile, but that's just a naturally occurring note in the coffee after it's roasted (think wine). We don't add any flavors to our coffee and It's all 100% coffee. If you're allergic to coffee, I'm so so sorry...also why the hell are you here?
Shipping Info
We roast to order and ship your coffee on the next business day. If you order before 10am EST (M-F), your order will ship same day!
FREE SHIPPING OVER $55
What Size Bag Should I Order?
Here's a cheat sheet to help:
12oz Bag = 21 Cups
1lb Bag = 30 Cups
2lb = 60 Cups
5lb = 143 Cups
Which Grind Setting?
We’re all about the fresh-grind-before-you-brew life, but hey, if you’re grinder-less, here’s a guide to help you order without one.
- Drip Coffee - Medium Grind that works on your standard coffee pot.
- Pour Over - Medium Coarse Grind that is good for pour overs.
- French Press - Coarse doing for your French press or to make cold brew.
What Are Tasting Notes?
These are the natural flavors that show up after roasting the coffee, like chocolate, nuts, or fruit. We list what we taste when we cup it, in order of what hits first.
*No added flavors, and it's 100% nut and allergy free.

Not Your Average Craft Coffee
We’re not here to preach about flavor wheels or make you feel bad for using a drip coffee maker. Rootless is specialty coffee without the pretentious part. Roasted fresh, ethically sourced, and wrapped in badass art. We make coffee fun again.

Fresh as Hell
Most coffee is months old by the time it hits your cup. We roast in small batches 3-4 days per week and ship direct, so you're tasting it at its best.

Built by Creatives, for Creatives
Rootless is where killer coffee meets killer art. Every roast comes packaged in original artwork from world-class illustrators, comic artists, and rebels of all kinds. It’s coffee you can feel in your bones and frame on your wall.

Ethically Sourced, Specialty Grade
We partner with importers and farmers who care about people and the planet. Every bag is specialty grade, traceable, and roasted with intention, not mass-produced for some faceless corporation.

Independent
Rootless is proudly independent. No boardroom. No shareholders. Just a crew of coffee-obsessed weirdos making something real.
Why Rootless?

Not Your Average Craft Coffee
We’re not here to preach about flavor wheels or make you feel bad for using a drip coffee maker. Rootless is specialty coffee without the pretentious part. Roasted fresh, ethically sourced, and wrapped in badass art. We make coffee fun again.

Fresh as Hell
Most coffee is months old by the time it hits your cup. We roast in small batches 3-4 days per week and ship direct, so you're tasting it at its best.

Built by Creatives, for Creatives
Rootless is where killer coffee meets killer art. Every roast comes packaged in original artwork from world-class illustrators, comic artists, and rebels of all kinds. It’s coffee you can feel in your bones and frame on your wall.

Ethically Sourced, Specialty Grade
We partner with importers and farmers who care about people and the planet. Every bag is specialty grade, traceable, and roasted with intention, not mass-produced for some faceless corporation.

Independent
Rootless is proudly independent. No boardroom. No shareholders. Just a crew of coffee-obsessed weirdos making something real.
FAQ
Common Questions.
Common Answers.
HOW FRESH IS 'FRESH ROASTED'?
We roast to order in small batches 3 to 4 days a week. By the time it hits your doorstep, it was roasted just a few days ago and is entering peak freshness.
DOES COFFEE EXPIRE?
For peak freshness, we recommend using your coffee within about 4 weeks of the roast date. You’ll find it on the bottom of the bag. After that, it’s still good, but the flavor starts to fade and the tasting notes won’t hit as hard. At 6 months, it's time to toss.
IS YOUR COFFEE CERTIFIED ORGANIC?
Not all of our coffee is certified organic. Many small farmers use organic practices but can’t afford the cost or hassle of getting officially certified. What we can promise is this: every coffee we roast is 100% ethically sourced, specialty grade, and comes from the best farms in the world that use sustainable practices.
I HAVE ALLERGIES!
You're good! We don't process any products with nuts in our facility. Many coffees have nutty tasting notes in their flavor profile, but that's just a naturally occurring note in the coffee after it's roasted (think wine). We don't add any flavors to our coffee and It's all 100% coffee. If you're allergic to coffee, I'm so so sorry...also why the hell are you here?