Danhausen Coffeehausen
Danhausen Coffeehausen
"Hello, yes regular humans! It’s Danhausen (love that Danhausen)! Danhausen has now decided to delve into the market of energy beans that seem to be so popular these days with a beanhausen of his own, but evil! Isn’t that nice? Enjoy this very caffeinated, very evil treat that Danhausen has bestowed upon you or be cursed!"
-Danhausen
This coffee has notes of evil and nice.
Artwork by Craig Horky
Region: Brazil
Process: Natural
Elevation: 1100 MASL
Taste: Dark Chocolate, Nutty, Dried Fruit, Almond, Cherry.
*DISCOUNTS DO NOT APPLY TO COLLAB BAGS!
$23.99
Shipping Info
We roast to order and ship your coffee on the next business day. If you order before 10am EST (M-F), your order will ship same day!
FREE SHIPPING OVER $55
What Size Bag Should I Order?
Here's a cheat sheet to help:
12oz Bag = 21 Cups
1lb Bag = 30 Cups
2lb = 60 Cups
5lb = 143 Cups
Which Grind Setting?
We’re all about the fresh-grind-before-you-brew life, but hey, if you’re grinder-less, here’s a guide to help you order without one.
- Drip Coffee - Medium Grind that works on your standard coffee pot.
- Pour Over - Medium Coarse Grind that is good for pour overs.
- French Press - Coarse doing for your French press or to make cold brew.
What Are Tasting Notes?
These are the natural flavors that show up after roasting the coffee, like chocolate, nuts, or fruit. We list what we taste when we cup it, in order of what hits first.
*No added flavors, and it's 100% nut and allergy free.
Not Your Average Craft Coffee
We’re not here to preach about flavor wheels or make you feel bad for using a drip coffee maker. Rootless is specialty coffee without the pretentious part. Roasted fresh, ethically sourced, and wrapped in badass art. We make coffee fun again.
Fresh as Hell
Most coffee is months old by the time it hits your cup. We roast in small batches 3-4 days per week and ship direct, so you're tasting it at its best.
Built by Creatives, for Creatives
Rootless is where killer coffee meets killer art. Every roast comes packaged in original artwork from world-class illustrators, comic artists, and rebels of all kinds. It’s coffee you can feel in your bones and frame on your wall.
Ethically Sourced, Specialty Grade
We partner with importers and farmers who care about people and the planet. Every bag is specialty grade, traceable, and roasted with intention, not mass-produced for some faceless corporation.
Independent
Rootless is proudly independent. No boardroom. No shareholders. Just a crew of coffee-obsessed weirdos making something real.
Why Rootless?
Not Your Average Craft Coffee
We’re not here to preach about flavor wheels or make you feel bad for using a drip coffee maker. Rootless is specialty coffee without the pretentious part. Roasted fresh, ethically sourced, and wrapped in badass art. We make coffee fun again.
Fresh as Hell
Most coffee is months old by the time it hits your cup. We roast in small batches 3-4 days per week and ship direct, so you're tasting it at its best.
Built by Creatives, for Creatives
Rootless is where killer coffee meets killer art. Every roast comes packaged in original artwork from world-class illustrators, comic artists, and rebels of all kinds. It’s coffee you can feel in your bones and frame on your wall.
Ethically Sourced, Specialty Grade
We partner with importers and farmers who care about people and the planet. Every bag is specialty grade, traceable, and roasted with intention, not mass-produced for some faceless corporation.
Independent
Rootless is proudly independent. No boardroom. No shareholders. Just a crew of coffee-obsessed weirdos making something real.
FAQ
Common Questions.
Common Answers.
HOW FRESH IS 'FRESH ROASTED'?
We roast to order in small batches 3 to 4 days a week. By the time it hits your doorstep, it was roasted just a few days ago and is entering peak freshness.
DOES COFFEE EXPIRE?
For peak freshness, we recommend using your coffee within about 4 weeks of the roast date. You’ll find it on the bottom of the bag. After that, it’s still good, but the flavor starts to fade and the tasting notes won’t hit as hard. At 6 months, it's time to toss.
IS YOUR COFFEE CERTIFIED ORGANIC?
Not all of our coffee is certified organic. Many small farmers use organic practices but can’t afford the cost or hassle of getting officially certified. What we can promise is this: every coffee we roast is 100% ethically sourced, specialty grade, and comes from the best farms in the world that use sustainable practices.
I HAVE ALLERGIES!
You're good! We don't process any products with nuts in our facility. Many coffees have nutty tasting notes in their flavor profile, but that's just a naturally occurring note in the coffee after it's roasted (think wine). We don't add any flavors to our coffee and It's all 100% coffee. If you're allergic to coffee, I'm so so sorry...also why the hell are you here?