5 lb Bag - HOLY SH** Deal

5 lb Bag - HOLY SH** Deal

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5 lbs? That's a big boi. You know you want coffee in bulk. Whether it's for the whole office, or you drink as much as we do, 5 lb bags are perfect for any enthusiast. If you love coffee, getting it in bulk is always the best choice. Less thinky, more drinky as we always say.

Enjoy a big ol' bag of your favorite for this great price WHILE YOU CAN!

A Damn Fine Cup of Coffee - Brazil / Peru 

  • Roast: Light/Medium 

  • Taste: Sweet, Nutty, Cocoa, Brown Sugar, Molasses, and Hazelnut 

Out of your Element - Costa Rica 

  • Roast: Medium 

  • Taste: Sweet and balanced with a creamy body, notes of milk chocolate and citrus

DARK - Nicaragua / Brazil

  • Roast: Dark 

  • Taste: Cocoa, Roasted Almond, Nuts, and Granola

No X in Espresso - Brazil 

  • Roast Medium 

  • Taste: Dark Chocolate, Honey, Dried Fruit, Almond 

Berry Kiss: Ethiopia 

  • Roast: Light 

  • Taste: Strawberry, Vanilla, Orange Blossom, Cane Sugar

decaf. Colombia 

  • Roast: Medium 

  • Taste: Chocolate, Dried Fruit, Graham Cracker

What Grind Setting Should I Choose?

We’re all about the fresh-grind-before-you-brew life, but hey, if you’re grinder-less, here’s a guide to help you order without one.

  • Drip Coffee - Medium Grind:

    • Best for: Drip Coffee Makers, Pour Overs (V60, Kalita Wave)

  • Pour Over - Medium Coarse:

    • Best for: Chemex, Clever Dripper, Reusable Coffee Pods

  • French Press - Coarse:

    • Best for: French Press, Cold Brew, Percolators

What Do The Tasting Notes Mean?

They’re the natural occurring flavors in coffee—like chocolate, fruit, or spices—that come from where it’s grown, how it’s roasted, and how you brew it.

No, we aren't adding these flavors in; they just show up on their own. Think of tasting notes as your coffee’s personality profile: they’re here to help you find what you like, whether it’s bright and citrusy or rich and nutty. 

How Much Coffee Should I Order?

First take an honest assessment of how much coffee you ACTUALLY drink every day.  Here’s the breakdown: Using a standard brewing ratio, you get about 32 - 8oz cups of brewed coffee for every 1 pound of roasted coffee. 

1 Cup = 8 oz brewed coffee

  • 1 cup per day - 1 lb per month

  • 2 cups per day - 2 lbs per month

  • 3 cups per day - 3 lbs per month

  • 4 cups per day - 4lbs per month 

  • 5 cups per day (get help) - 5lbs per month

FAQ

HEY BOZOS, WHEN DO YOU SHIP MY ORDER?

We ship the same day, Monday through Friday, if you order before 10 AM EST. That means your coffee fix is just a click away—easy peasy. Don't worry, if you miss the same day cutoff, we'll ship it the next business day. Lightning Fast Shipping Baby! 

HOW OFTEN DO YOU ROAST?

You sneaky devil - what you really want to know is how long ago we roasted the coffee you bought. We roast to order in small batches 3-4 days per week. The coffee delivered to your door will have been roasted a few days ago and entering peak freshness when you pop open that beautiful Rootless box. 

HOW LONG IS COFFEE FRESH?

For optimal freshness, we recommend using your coffee within 4-ish weeks after the roast date (sticker on the bottom of your bag). After that, it’s still good, but it will start to lose it’s complexity and the tasting notes won’t be as pronounced. So, treat it like your favorite show—watch it while it's hot!

WHAT IS CRAFT COFFEE?

Craft coffee is part of a new wave of coffee roasting and serving that’s all about quality. We expertly roast specialty-grade, ethically sourced green coffee that’ll ruin your palate for bad coffee. It's basically like a flavor explosion in your mouth. Seriously, it's really good.

IS YOUR COFFEE CERTIFIED ORGANIC?

Not all of it is "certified" organic. Many small farmers use organic farming practices but simply can't afford to go through the cumbersome certification process. All of our coffee is 100% ethically sourced, specialty grade, and we work with some of the best importers in the game. 

If you have any further questions about organic coffee, mycotoxins, or mold, feel free to reach out for a detailed rundown (i.e - a rant from Sean). info@rootlesscoffee.com

I HAVE ALLERGIES!

You're good! We don't process any products with nuts in our facility. Many coffees have nutty tasting notes in their flavor profile, but that's just a naturally occurring note in the coffee after it's roasted (think wine). We don't add any flavors to our coffee and It's all 100% coffee. If you're allergic to coffee, I'm so so sorry...also why the hell are you here? 

Customer Reviews

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J. S.
However you spell espresso, this stuff is great

Outstanding

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Ben W.
Great value, Great Beans

Picked up the 5lb bag on a holiday sale and it's an insane value. Can't go wrong with rootless and at this price per unit it's a steal.

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Christopher Dye
Fast delivery, great roast!

Fantastic flavor! Would definitely order again. Thank you, Rootless!!!

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Jonathan Duron
Holy Schnikes

I caught this 5lb bag on an incredible deal, the Holy Sh*t Deal! I mean, I seen this Damn Fine Cup of Coffee at this low price and said Holy, well you get the point. These people can talk the talk with their catchy phrases and their attention grabbing packages, but they can walk the walk and back up their talking with some great tasting coffee! Love it! Keep this business model going for the people!!

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Donald Cardenas
Best. Deal. Ever.

I’m not talking about getting this for a great price. Just the fact I get 5lbs of sweet sweet Damn Fine Coffee delivered to my house quickly whenever I order is something that cannot be beat.