Hi, Anxiety - RJ City Coffee

Hi, Anxiety - RJ City Coffee

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Do you like making coffee in your underwear while ruminating over past regrets, present concerns and future fears? Of course you don’t, but you do it anyway. Conceived by professional worrier, RJ City, this brew is neurotically designed for you to sip and sigh as you face your worries head on. So pour a cup and your heart out.

Region: Brazil/Nicaragua
Process: Pulp Natural/Washed 
Elevation: 960/1250–1350 masl
Taste: Nutty Darkness


Customer Reviews

Based on 31 reviews

A super drinkable roast, I've enjoyed many cups of this at all times of the day and I've never been disappointed!

Kevin Lau
Antonio Scarpacci Would Be Proud

This coffee is definitely up there with some of the snooty Italian coffees I see. Nothing is like enjoying a cup of Hi, Anxiety Raul Julia City Coffee on the island of Nantucket.

I can't imagine how someone gave this 1 star. They probably fly Aeromass.

Texas Writer
Very good.

Did not give me anxiety as promised, but was still delicious.

Matt D.
RJ City’s Bean

I think it’s the best wrestler’s coffee on the market. Much better than that Danhausen’s coffee who I have only vaguely heard of. RJ City helps me worry and for that…I thank him *and* Rootless Coffee.

Kyle Bowers
The numbers don't lie.

You know they say that all coffees are created equal, but you look at Rootless and you look at other brands and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you try a new coffee, you got a 50/50 chance of enjoying it. But the Rootless beans are genetic freaks and are not normal! So you got a 25%, AT MOST, of not loving a Rootless Coffee. Then you add RJ City to the mix, your chances of not enjoying this coffee drastically go down. If you take your 75% chance or loving this coffee and then add 66 2/3% because of RJ City, you got 141 2/3% chance of loving this coffee. See, the numbers don't lie, and they spell deliciousness for you with this coffee.