Your Coffee Astrology Sign
You can tell a lot about someone by how they drink their coffee. Some people treat it like a sacred ritual. Others drink whatever brown liquid happens to be nearby. No, not like that.
Either way, your coffee order reveals a lot more about you than you think. So let’s break down what your morning cup says about you, with a healthy dose of brutal honesty and astrology adjacent BS.
Black Coffee Drinkers
You tell people you drink black coffee because you “like the taste.” Sure you do. You probably also like chicken and rice with no seasoning (speaking of our founder). Black coffee drinkers are usually impatient, practical, and slightly proud of how little effort they put into their morning routine. You want caffeine, not a dessert in a cup, and you don’t care who knows it. You’re strong-willed, focused, and maybe a little too intense for the rest of us.
If you’re the no-nonsense type, try A Damn Fine Cup of Coffee. It’s smooth, balanced, and has been our best-seller since day one.
Cold Brew All Year
You mean business. You’re efficient, high-functioning, and possibly over-caffeinated. You’ve got the energy of someone who just discovered a new productivity hack. Cold brew drinkers are often creative types or entrepreneurs who treat their caffeine intake like a sport. You probably type too loud and say things like “Let’s circle back.”
Brew it at home with Cold Brew Crew or No X in Espresso - both hit hard without any bitterness.
Latte Lovers
If you order a latte every morning, you’re all about comfort. You love things that are smooth, warm, and slightly sweet. You also appreciate a good aesthetic moment. Latte drinkers are friendly, approachable, and know how to make even a Monday morning look cozy. You might be a people-pleaser, but at least you’re well-caffeinated while doing it.
For a latte that doesn’t taste like melted candy, grab Out of Your Element. It’s got milk chocolate and citrus notes that sing in milk.
Decaf Drinkers
You’ve seen things. You’ve lived through the caffeine highs and crashes and decided you’ve had enough. You’re calm, collected, and maybe a little smug about your balanced energy levels. You might drink decaf because your doctor told you to, or maybe you just like the ritual without the jitters. Either way, you’re the quiet hero of the coffee world.
Our decaf doesn’t taste like you had to compromise. It’s smooth, chocolatey, and actually delicious.
Wrapping Up
No matter how you drink it, your coffee is more than just a beverage. It’s a daily ritual that says something about who you are and how you face the world. Whether you’re a black coffee minimalist or a cold brew fanatic, Rootless Coffee Company has a roast that fits.
Grab our Sampler Pack to try five kick ass coffees, discover your next favorite flavor, and prove your taste is superior.